Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Too Funny to Pass up

BEIJING -- If you're looking for a Clinton or a Lewinsky in China, you'll be getting condoms.
A Chinese rubber products company is now marketing prophylactics with the brand names Clinton and Lewinsky. As part of a promotion, Guangzhou Rubber Group will be handing out 100,000 free condoms.
A company spokesman said the Clinton is its top of the line, while the Lewinsky isn't quite as good.
Spokesman Liu Wenhua said the company had chosen to use the Bill Clinton name because consumers viewed the 42nd president as a responsible person, who would want to stress safe sex as an effective way to prevent the spread of the HIV virus.
"The names we chose are symbols of people who are responsible and dedicated to their jobs," he said. "I believe Bill Clinton cannot be unhappy about this because he's a very generous man."
Clinton is well known in China, where the former president has campaigned for heightened AIDS awareness. The company spokesman said he doesn't think there'll be any legal problems using the Clinton or Lewinsky names for their condom brands.
Clinton was accused of having a sexual relationship with Monica Lewinsky, a former White House intern

Tuesday, September 13, 2005

NFL Football Picks - 2005-2006

Ok, the first week of the season gone and I can now make my picks.
* means team will make playoffs.

NFC East
Philly*
Dallas*
Giants
Washington

NFC North
Detroit*
Minnesota*
Green Bay
Chicago

NFC South
Atlanta*
Carolina
New Orleans
Tampa Bay

NFC West
St Louis*
Arizona
Seattle
San Francisco

NFC Champion: St Louis

AFC East
New England*
Miami*
Buffalo
NY Jets

AFC North
Pittsburgh*
Baltimore
Cincy
Cleveland

AFC South
Indy*
Jacksonville
Tennessee
Houston

AFC West
Kansas City*
San Diego*
Denver
OaklandNick Paredes

AFC Champion: Kansas City

Super Bowl XL: Kansas City 30, St Louis 20